miscaitlin:

imagine being an actor/actress you would be able to kiss hot people omg

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

cyberdepressed:

if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame